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Writer's Block: Take me out
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Have you ever gotten involved with a co-worker or classmate? How did it work out?

In a short answer, yes. And at the moment, everything's awesome. (:

This is why I'm going to Warped Tour in St. Louis this year:
Mikey Way and Gabe Saporta <3
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Bands Playing This Show


Writer's Block: Baby, you can drive my car
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Do you have a "dream car"? If you had money to spare, would you buy a new car? If so, would you be more likely to get an eco-friendly vehicle, a vintage model, or a luxury sportscar?

I'm not going to lie, I wouldn't be one to get the most fuel efficient, practical car. I would be the one to blow $250,000 dollars on a brand spankin' new, red Ferrari. I've been sort of obsessed with the cars since I was 11 years old. It was love when I was thirteen and got to sit in the driver's seat of one. I have to say, that was probably the best Halloween to ever wake up on. It's not very often that you look out your brother's bedroom window, and see the Italian sports car of your dreams sitting just two houses down, and across the street.

... <3

If only the old guy who owned the Ferrari could have figured out the concept of taking pictures, and not cutting off part of the car. -shakes head-


Blink-182, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco
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EPIC.


Barrier + Fall Out Boy = Total amazingness.


Will write more later. (:

Writer's Block: All-Nighter
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When was the last time you stayed up all night? What were you doing?
Oh, hello Irony!
Nice day isn't it? A tad very humid out. June weather. Bleh.

So, yeah, I woke up approximately 22 and a half hours ago. Obviously, i haven't gone to bed. I've spent the majority of the time re-reading the Harry Potter books, posting extremely random bulletins on myspace, and trollin' on Omegle. /B/tardom is pretty fun. Really, I'm not sure why I didn't just go to bed at 6:30 like every other day, today I started to and then continued to procrastinate going to bed, and it didn't happen. I don't know what to do with myself right now, though. Normally I'm not awake this early in the afternoon. >>;;

How to completely screw up Harry Potter, Twilight and Watchmen.
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This started with me watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, not too long after having seen/read Twilight. And also completely having forgotten Cedric = Robert Pattin-whatever was in that movie...

Taylor: Muwahahhaa.
CEDRIC
EDWARd

Me:He's speaking to Cedric

Taylor:ROBERT
No.

Me:XDDD
YES

Taylor: EDWARD

Me: EDWARD

Taylor: EDWARDEDWARDEDWARD.

Me: But he's speaking to him.
And I cannot.... see him the same anymore. DX
I'm waiting for him to pounce....
And bite harry
Like RAWWWW
Bella's not here, but SCREW YOU.

Taylor: RAWWWWR -blood spurts everywhere-

Me: YOU MIGHT HURT HER

Taylor: DO NOT MAGICK BELLA I BAT YOUUU

Me: One major reason Bella's jealous of Edward: He's met Harry Potter
DUDE.
jfdajfdlawlk
lmfao
"That's a student!"
"Technically it's a ferret."
LMAO.
Theory of how Edward and Carlisle ACTUALLY met.
Cedric dies at the cemetery... this happens in EUROPE.
Where is Carlisle originally from? Yeah that's right.
So obviously this means that Voldemort's spell hit Cedric, but in the split miliseconds between cedric being alive and dead, Carlisle randomly ran by and bit the now-Edward so he couldn't die...

Taylor: Because Carlisle is THAT fast and THAT bad-ass. XD

Me: And then... Carlisle kidnapped Edward before they could bury him.
And Edward had no problem acting dead being a vampire and all.
And yes. Carlisle IS that badass.
And Vampires are super-freaking-fast.
I CAN'T LOOK AT CEDRIC-ROBERT-EDWARD ANYMORE.
It distracts me from the movie. DX

Taylor: Edward, still being Cedric, used his badass magick to make a copy of himself, which posed as the dead body of Cedric.
Then the copy he made of himself was much nicer-looking, and used that to become a vampire, because he's always wanted to be one.
So later on when Harry meets up with Voldemort, the spirit that talks to Harry is that of Cedric's first copy's corpse, not the vampire copy he made.

Me: EXACTLY
It all makes sense!

Taylor: WE'RE GENIUS

Part TWO:

Me:
So I'm reading the harry potter books again. just because I need something to read. XD
but I'm reading the order of the phoenix and they just found the locket and I'm sitting here going. 'NO. NO GOD DAMMIT. YOU STUPID ASSHOLES. DON'T THROW IT AWAY LIKE THAT. KEEP IT. DESTROY IT. SOMETHING."

Taylor:
Oh my god, I know. XD
"YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE VALUE OF THAT LOCKET LATER ON IN THE SERIES! NOOOOOO"

Me:
"IN TWO YEARS YOU WILL DESPERATELY NEED THAT. AND A SWORD. WEAR IT OR SOMETHING."

Taylor:
"YEAH, THAT SWORD YOU FOUND?! YOU NEED THAT. JUST TRUST ME, OKAY? AND THE LOCKET. I KNOW IT'S WORTHLESS NOW. BUT I PROMISE. YOU EFFING NEED IT."

Coutneh:
"KEEP IT IN YOUR POCKET OR SOMETHING, DAMMIT."

Taylor:
"SERIOUSLY. PUT IT IN A SAFEBOX AT GOOD OL' GRINGOTTS. YOU MAY NOT KNOW ME. BUT JUST. TRUST ME, MMKAY? FOR THE SAKE OF DESTROYING VOLDEMORT."

Me:
"THAT OR GIVE IT TO CED-WARD. YOU CAN FIND HIM IN AMERICA. NOBODY CAN KILL HIM!"

...just to feed into our conspiracy.

Taylor:
EXACTLY.
CED-WARD IS THE KEY TO VOLDEMORT'S DEMISE
... OR AT LEAST WE'D LIKE TO THINK THAT.

Me:
IF ONLY HARRY WOULD LISTEN TO US. BUT NO. HE HAS TO DO IT THE HARD WAY.

Taylor:
IF ONLY HE'D HEEDED THE VOICES SCREAMING AT HIM.
THEN KILLING VOLDEMORT AND FEEDING OUR CONSPIRING NEEDS WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER.
BUT NOOOOO, HE HAS TO GO BE A HERO!

Me:
IF HE HAD CED-WARD BY HIS SIDE, HE COULD JUST HAVE HIM READ VOLDY'S THOUGHTS. NO NEED FOR CRAZY DREAM/BRAIN CONNECTION MAGIC.

Taylor:
EXACTLY.
AND HE COULD MOVE SUPER FAST AND STUFF.
"HOP ON, LITTLE FELLA!" -zoom-

Me:
AND HE WOULD DEFLECT SPELLS. BECAUSE HE'S AS HARD AS MARBLE. AND IN THE SUN HE SPARKLES. WHICH OBVIOUSLY WOULD REFLECT SPELLS BACK AT VOLDY. who I really just like calling voldy-pants...

Taylor:
Voldy-pants... YES.
AND, BECAUSE HE'S SPARKLY, HE WOULD BLIND VOLDY WITH HIS BRILLIANCE. AND VOLDY WOULD BE LIKE. "OH SHIT, CAN'T KILL, TOO BEAUTIFUL."

Me:
AND VOLDY WOULD BE ALL 'OMG. BE MAH LOVER?!' AND BELLA WOULD APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE AND KICK HIS NOSELESS SNAKE MAN ASS!
And then trip over something...

Taylor:
AND THEN MAKE OUT WITH CED-WARD AND HAVE MORE BABIES.
....
-cough-

Me:
And then Cho would run into the scene and start screaming and shooting spells everywhere. Then cry some more.

Taylor:
And then run away. And everyone would give her awkward looks and continue what they were doing.
AND THEN, FOR SOME ODD REASON, PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY WOULD COME IN WAVING HER ARMS GOING "THE END IS NIGH, THE END IS NIGH!"
And then we'd have another movie-merger with the Watchmen and EVERYTHING would be all assbackwards.

Me:
And then Alice would kick Professor Trelawney's ass and be like 'BITCH, I'M A BETTER PSYCHIC THAN YOU'LL EVER BE. PLUS I SPARKLE.'
Also, Harry potter would have to save the world once again. Against nuclear war.

Taylor:
And Night Owl would come in and be all "OH SHIT, I'LL SAVE CHU ALL" and everyone would be like "DUDE NO, YOU ARE A COMPLETELY USELESS SUPERHERO" and then he'd run off into his lair and cry.
And Rorschach would come in and be like "BITTTTTCHHHHH" and transform into the next Voldemort.
And the cycle would restart.

Me:
Then EVERYBODY would have a huge gang bang, because that's all they do in Watchmen.
Except that they'd kick out Dumbledore... because he's gay. And they just don't swing that way.
So he'd set them on fire or something.

Taylor:
And Ozymandias would run and be like "DON'T WORRY DUMBLEDORE, I STILL LOVE YOU" because he's gay.
And so everyone else would die from Dumbledore's wrath except Ozymandias and Dumbledore.
And they'd have rich little gay magic babies and take over the world.
Then J.K. Rowling would put down her donut and coffee and get off her lazy ass and be like WHOAWHOAWHOA THIS IS ALL FUCKED UP"
And Stephenie Meyer would come in and be like "I CONCUR" cuz she's smart and uses big words, and they'd all use their magic "I'm-richer-than-Oprah-and-better-than-you-at-writing" powers to erase everything.
And it all goes into a time warp that takes us back to Hagrid yelling "FIRST YEARS" at the Hogwarts Express.
End.

Writer's Block: Week in Review
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What's the best thing that happened to you this past week?
Friday night was amazing. I haven't smiled that hard in weeks. (:

It's been awhile,
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Well, it's been forever since I've posted on my blog instead of dear_you and I decided it was time to tell you all what I'm up to! Since, I know you care so very much. ;D

For the last two days I've been sitting on my ass playing The Sims 3 (which by the way, is TOTALLY amazing.)

I'm getting ready to almost kill myself next weekend. Saturday, I have to get up ridiculously early to go do the torch run. Then, go home, shower, somehow manage to beat my hair into submission, then my cousin's getting married. So, lucky me, I get to spend that night with the boring side of the family. My sister and I will surely find a way to have fun. It's just what we're good at.

Then, on Sunday morning I have to get up even more ridiculously early, and head to Lincoln where I'm doing a duathalon. Duathalon = running two miles, biking 12, then running another 2. My goal is to beat my dad, but trust me, he's got some mad biking skills, even if my running times annihilate his. Plus, I get to be in the same race as Dilly. That's a new one; seeing as everything else he runs is ridculous. 26.2 miles is crazy. He's crazy. -shakes head-

Then, Monday - Thursday, I get to do even more running. I'm just glad Jeremy's gonna be one of the "leaders" of the XC camp. I won't have to listen to Olson's bible thumping the entire time. My brother's room mate/best friend will be my savior I think. Kristen I guess I should call her Ms. Welch, will be another good distraction. Actually, screw it, all the guys are going to be helpful in me not being driven completely insane. I love my running friends. <3

I don't actually have plans for this coming week. Only the weekend/week afterwards. Oh boy, oh boy.

Also I may or may not be going to South Dakota over 4th of July....

Who knows? I don't.


NIGHT, LJ.

Don't come near me, don't you come close to me.
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Today was definitely one of those days I was reminded why I put so much time into running for my school. Track practice was ridiculously short, and everyone ran the not-even-two miles together. Then we had the athletic recognition, which was essentially time for all the seniors to get their chance to get their awards for being uber-sports stars. Then I had cookies.


...And that's about how exciting my day was. =|

I'd Burn The City Down To Show You The Light
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I can't pretend I'm not falling.
In fact, I think I've already gone through the floor and into the basement.


May 10th will suck.







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however, may 11th, 15th, and 24th will definitely make up for a little bit of it. (((:

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